- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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