- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

were you expecting a joke

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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