A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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