The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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