- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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