Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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