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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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