- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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