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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

And you honored it I see :P

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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