What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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