Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

why was kade sad? he shit himself

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call an arab ?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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