a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

An anti-joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's red and funny? The holocaust

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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