- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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