- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you call two dog? dogs

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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