- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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