how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bitch

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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