Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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