What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

roses are red poo is poo

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

gay pom...

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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