Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

hashtags suck balls

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Your mother just died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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