- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How about that airline food?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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