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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Skinny people fart less.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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