Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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lets bomb africa

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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A whole 'nother.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Anti Joke

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