- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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