- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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