What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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My children are mistakes

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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