- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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