Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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