- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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