Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Sloths

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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