A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Beka has AIDS

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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