- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock Knock Who's there

fish fishy caoimhin

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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