- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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