- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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