I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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