Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A pope meets another one

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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