- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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