Atheism

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

FUCK YOU

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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