- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Women's Soccer.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

knock knock who's there ?

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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