- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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