- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

i have yougurt mit traktor

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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