What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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