Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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hi

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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