- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Please ignore this statement.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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