- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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