Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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