- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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