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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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