- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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