Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How you know when dislextic

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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