- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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