- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

well use a tissue!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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