- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's big and purple? Barney

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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