- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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