Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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were you expecting a joke

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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