Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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This is an anti-joke.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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