Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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PICKLES

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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