- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A jew enters a mall.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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