- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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