What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Poop...

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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