- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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