What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Horse.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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