- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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