- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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