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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What fires shots? A gun

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