- Anti Joke

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock