Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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