- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Charlie Sheen

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A drunk guy walks into a car

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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