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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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