- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

The cream, it is coming

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