- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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