How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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