- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Pickles

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

womens rights.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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