Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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i'm hard

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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