Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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