- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Your girlfriend.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how do you call someone? use a phone

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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