A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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