- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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