- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock knock.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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