- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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