A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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