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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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