There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Anti Joke

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