How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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