- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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