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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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