guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

The duck didn't cross the road.

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