A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Tim likes girls

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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ur an fagit

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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