- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What is black and has no education A tire.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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