- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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