- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

the sky is green no it is not

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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