What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Okay.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Skrillex.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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