- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Neither have I

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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