- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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