Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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boobs!

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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