- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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