- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

LO AND BEHOLD!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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