- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Everybody will die

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Massie is a fatass

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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