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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

roses are red poo is poo

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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