- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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