- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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