In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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