Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

WNBA

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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