what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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God is real.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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