- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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