- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

poopy is poopy

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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