- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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