How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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David Cameron

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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