- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What is green and slow Grass.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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