What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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