- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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