- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

European on my shoes, buddy.

antonis sister is mighty fine

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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